Tweets

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

  • girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
  • me internally: wtf?
  • me internally: ok stay calm
  • me internally: this is just a setup
  • me internally: she's just testing me
  • me internally: don't fucking do it
  • me: you slut
  • me internally: dammit
  • girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
  • me internally: raw
  • me: raw

lilypottar:

Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you

Anonymous asked:
what is cocaine like

spidermxn:

fucking awesome